I came upon Krauser’s* panda stack once and decided to create my own stack. I have been quite lazy recently and this one is also a lazy post. But who cares? I did 3 sets in 5 days. I know, I know, it’s ridiculously an awful count. I was sarging in the city center during summer, but now as the students are back, I am still in the process of making this place my new fortress. A new place creates anxiety of course and plenty of hijabs here. But a player got to do what he got to do. I field tested this stack, and all the 3 sets ended in number closes**. Yup, no jokes. This is Brokinetic’s Monkey Stack and King Kong is the man, forget Tarzan!!!
Me : Have you been enjoying your vacation?
Me : I think my last vacation could be as brilliant as your’s. I rarely go on vacation as I am most of the time busy. But last October, my family with my uncle’s family went on a vacation to a resort beside the beach. Of course I was there too· It was located near a fishing village about 2 hours from the capital, Kuala Lumpur. They had sandy brown beach, wind blowing on your cheeks, tall coconut trees and birds singing at you all the time and of course the most important thing of all, awesome food. Its a nice place to spend your time. At night we stayed in chalets that were built in sea water just beside the beach. Then we sat around a table drinking and playing card game. It was UNO I think. My nephew was teaching everyone but he is a bad teacher. So I took over and started teaching everyone. How about you,are you a good teacher/ Have you played UNO before?
Her: : Sometimes….blah.blah blah. Did you manage to teach everyone properly?
Me: I hope so. Ya, I just remembered. Then, the next day,there was this monkey. A small monkey eating coconut. Most of the monkeys here are wild, but this one was well trained. It belongs to the coconut farmer. I like monkeys, they are fun. If you are nice with them, they will give you fruits. But this monkey ate everything himself. Then my nephew, he is 12 years old, but he acts like a 4 year old boy. He annoys me sometimes but I don’t have a choice right. He wanted that monkey. My uncle said no,no,no not this one but I will get you another monkey.
HB: So did your nephew get a monkey or not?
Me : Of course he did, a toy monkey. I don’t have the picture anymore but it was bigger than the real monkey. My nephew was happy, so everything was fine. Fun fact about monkeys, if you train them they can count. I am not joking, there are people who do research on this, they make monkey do crazy things. Do you know that there are lot of variety of monkeys? There are at least 200 species of monkeys, First there are gorillas, the King Kong type of monkey. I used to date an Ukrainian girl and she loves King Kong. If I am King Kong, I would defeat Godzilla and make people think that I am the good guy. But than I will take over the whole city, build big statues of me in every street and have all the young girls that I want. Tarzan will surely be jealous of me.
She : Bla,bla,bla…..
Me : There is one more type of monkey, called Bonobos. Wait I will show you ( take out my phone and show pictures of them). They live in groups, obsessed with fruits and have lots of sex. The boy does not fight with other boys and the girls share all the boys. They share their love with everyone. We can award them a medal as the most loving animal in the world. They even have sex like human beings looking at their partners face. I am not sure if they are really romantic or just always horny. I think they watch too much porn. But I don’t like to share with others, I am like King Kong.
*This is real gold from the man, mine is surely a level lower.
** By the way, all 3 numbers flaked at different stages, will have to field test it more.